I do not have any phtographs of Paris Hilton undergoing her body cavity search when she was going to jail. Do you hear me? No nude photographs and nothing to do with Paris Hilton's possible body cavity search.
I am the father of Nicole Richie's baby. Except that I am not.
Finally, proof of Simon Cowell's sexual orientation! Elsewhere.
Would you like to see free streaming porn at your office and not get caught? So would I.
It could be worse. It could have been your boss that caught you masturbating in the sink in the men's room instead of the janitor. (Borrowed from Brunching Shuttlecocks)
Do you need a spanking you bad little boy? Then you should find somebody who is into that.
What is the most disgusting, filthy sex act you have ever done? Wait. I don't want to know.
I apologize to people who have been hoping for some sort of reasoned critique or intelligent dialogue. (Fans of George W. Bush: I know you weren't looking for any such thing. Youre here for the prison film shot of Paris Hilton that do not exist as far as I know.)
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