You Know What? Fuck You Coach K!

Just a short post to point out what a douchebag Mike Krzyzewski is and probably always will be. I've pretty much hated this fucking guy since the mid 1980s but his recent comments about how President Obama should focus on the economy instead of NCAA basketball brackets are just ridiculous and show what a whiny crybaby that ferret-faced fuck really is.

Yeah, I can see why Coach K thinks that Obama should worry about the economy and I am sure he isn't being the least bit disingenuous and would have said the same thing if the President had picked Duke instead of North Carolina to win the whole thing. He is a really credible person, no doubt. There is no reason to doubt Coach K on this one.

Because if the President takes a few minutes to complete a hasty bracket, it MUST mean that he isn't focusing on the really important stuff, right? I mean, I am sure the record is rife with Coach K's plaintive whines about when President Dubya hosted a Super Bowl party (nearly choking on a pretzel in the process) and Coach K was there to suggest that maybe instead of worrying about the Super Bowl, perhaps W should have been focused on the war in Iraq, right? RIGHT?! And I am sure Coach K was all over it when Dubya had my beloved Jayhawks to the White House last year after they won the whole tournament, right? RIGHT?! Because, according to Coach K, that would mean that Dubya took his eye off the ball and the Presidential Conscience (Coach K) would certainly have stepped in to offer advice to the President if he witnessed something like that or had reason to believe it was happening.

Tell you what Coach, why don't you shut your fucking mouth and not tell ANYONE else how to do their job and we won't tell you how to coach your perpetually underachieving Blue Devils into another early exit from the tournament, m'kay? Unless you really believe that POTUS isn't allowed a few minutes of fun and relaxation every so often. And if you believe that (while I disagree with the position, it's not entirely indefensible), can you point me to the record of your comments about how President Dubya shouldn't have taken more vacations than any other POTUS in the history of the Republic? Because if President Obama should worry less about relaxing stuff like basketball brackets, surely President Bush was responsible for not spending every weekend clearing brush from his ranch in Texas, right? RIGHT?!

And, by the way, you ferretty fuck, I don't believe you for a second when you say that you are a fan of President Obama and what he is doing. You flaunt your Republicanism like Milton Berle flaunted his cock. You once said (and please forgive me, I can't find the exact quote so I am paraphrasing) that you would remain a Republican if only to continue to cancel out Dean Smith's vote. You were never a supporter of Barack Obama so please shut the fuck up about how this is anything other than you feeling paranoid and stoking the paranoid fanatsies of the Duke faithful.

You suck. You are a whiner and Duke hasn't performed at the NCAA tournament for years. You are a bully and you can't stand getting your way. Therefore you offer unwanted, unsolicied and totally disingenuous advice under the guise of speaking truth to power when all you have ever done is speak whatever will advance your own position.

By the way, thanks for doing a pretty good job with the US Olympic team. You're still a rat-faced fuck and a whiny, crybaber of a liar, but I did enjoy what you did this summer. Fucker.